Concerning Western Civilization
Ille: ugh
hic: 
you are all about to commit suicide I think
Ille: I don't know if your philosophy degree included Aristotle's Rhetoric
hic: lol
Ille: but it is garbage
GARBAGE
hic: well, it is
you're not wrong
Ille: almost as much garbage as ALL TH E OTHER FUCKING RHETORICAL HANDBOOKS WE'RE BEING TESTED ON
this semester has made me really resent Cecil!
he's quite an accomplished piss-off-er, it turns out
Sent at 11:30 PM on Thursday
hic: Maybe it's revenge for an old professor of his who did this to hom
Ille: hahahaha
hahahaha
excellent
haha
hic: so you must get back at him some fifty years hence upon some poor grad students
Ille: "That's how it happened to meee!"
"WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE?"
hic: ok, might be just the bourbon talking'
but that was rich
Ille: lol
"so you must get back at him some fifty years hence upon some poor grad students"
that's the funniest comment of the day
and I've been engaged in some serious chatricking
hic: wow.
and it's 11:33.
beat that, other anonymous [redacted]-chatters!!
::does the cabbage patch::
Ille: hahahaha
Sent at 11:34 PM on Thursday
Ille: it's just so fractal
hic: imagine the layers of grad students who suffer across the generations
and the malicious professors they become
Ille: let's see if it matches the 4 main characteristics of fractals:
self-similar? check
recursive? check
infinity? check
hic: IT'S A RUNAWAY SIGMA OF PAIN
Ille: hahahhaa
scaling? check - because these bitter, malicious professors become chairs and wreak havok upon their departments (Cecil: QED), and those chairs become deans, and those deans become chancellors/trustees/board-of-governors-ers/legislators-on-the-budget-committee
Sent at 11:39 PM on Thursday
hic: oh man.
I think we have glimpsed the root of Western society
avert your eyes, [redacted]!
AVERT YOUR EYES
OH GOD I FDFDJGFJGHDGFSDTY
Ille: hahahahah
